February 2012
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when i was a kid (a really gay one) i used to put on a fake headset microphone and pretended i was britney spears. believe me when i say i used to be even gayer.
if you watch marry the night backwards, the video is about a girl who ended up in a hospital after setting several cars on fire and dancing her butt off ‘til exhaustion.
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okay so the most embarrassing thing just happened. i was in my room, singing/dancing to like a virgin. when i say dancing i mean erotically rolling on the floor. and surprisingly my mom was watching me the entire time. when i noticed she was standing at the door, her facial expressions was somewhat like this. there is a very high possibility that she may be contemplating putting me up for adoption...
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omg im watching last week’s episode of glee, and ricky martin is a special guest. the minute i saw him i screamed really loud and my dad heard me and ran upstairs and liked kicked my door open and he just saw me laying on the floor crying because ricky martin. i think he may be considering putting me in a mental health facility.
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this song > you
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long time ago in a very far away land, lived a queen named cher. the queen invented something that will soon take over the world; the gays. one day, god came down and impregnated her. 9 months later she gave birth to a slutty girl called madonna. madonna was ambitious and soon realized her mother had a #1 hit in 6 decades, so she tricked her mother into giving up the throne. the only way she could...
January 2012
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I’m doing a report on Hermes, one of the Greek Gods. I typed everything really easy and stuff, but then I searched for images and I found this. Yeah, no big deal, let’s make a sculpture of Hermes, but only carve his head and his penis. no big deal.
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Anonymous asked: Just out of curiosity. Do you listen to any MALE singers? It seems you only listen to female vocalists.
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i use pencil without erasers (because i dont make mistakes)
was i the only one who, as a child hugged a pillow pretending it was someone you liked omg
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oh my god. so, one of the 7th graders i tutor was like flirting with me and it was really awkward. she was like calling me cute, and was trying to touch my hair. i was so uncomfortable! so she calmed down after another kid was dropped off late (at first we were alone) but after the kid left, she like wrote down her cellphone number and threw it at me. i literally shook. she’s freaking 12...
serious post: lady marmalade was the best thing to happen to pop culture.
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I complain about this a lot, but I’m really tired of [specially] Madonna fans attacking Lady Gaga and/or Lady Gaga fans. There is a very big difference between having an opinion, and just plain insulting her. I honestly don’t have a problem with opinions, I actually enjoy reading logical excuses of why people dislike her. Example: “I don’t like Lady Gaga because her music...
teacher: **mentions lady gaga**
classroom: **turns head and stares at me**
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If you honestly don’t see how influential Lady Gaga is, I’m afraid afraid your brain might be dysfunctional. I mean, just look around the music industry right now. In every music video or song, there’s a bit of “Gaga” in it. She basically brought back the “weird” trend. It’s really amazing how in just 3 years she managed to turn the business around.
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So this one afternoon with my boyfriend at the time, we were just hanging out at my house and I was singing/humming Erotica (Sex Book Version) he noticed the lyrics and said “Let’s do that!” I was shocked/confused so I said “what?…” apparently he just wanted to experiment, so we gave “it” a try. I tied him to the bed and dripped hot candle wax all...
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Anonymous asked: I don't see how you still like Madonna after what she said about Lady Gaga.
this cute guy held the door for me. I think he wants to marry me.
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“My name is Dita, I’ll be your mistress tonight. I’ll be your loved one darling, turn out the light. I’ll be your sorceress, your hearts magician. I’m not a witch, I’m a love technician. I’ll be your guiding light in your darkest hour. I’m gonna change your life, I’m like a poison flower.”
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omg okay so this girl i used to really hate during freshman and sophomore year, used to be a cheerleader (she quit sophomore year) and now she’s put on a lot of weight. like she was probably 120 and now she’s about 150+ im looking through her fb pictures right now and im laughing? not because she’s fat but because we used to hate each other so much and now she’s living in...
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Anonymous asked: When did you begin to like Lady Gaga?
♫ Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. Just like I’d never gone, I knew the song ♫ A young girl with eyes like the desert. It all seems like yesterday, not far away ♫ Tropical the island breeze, all of nature wild and free ♫ This is where I long to be; La isla bonita ♫
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If you get offended by what people say on the internet, please call your internet provider and cancel your service ASAP.
December 2011
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I’m not trying to sound perfect, but I’ve seen my URL in every follow forever thingy that I’ve seen on my dash. I thought to myself “I must be doing something right, everyone loves me.” but then I realized that it was simply because I’m perfect. But seriously, thank you so much to everyone (literally) who has added me on their follow forever. It means so much...
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“This book is about sex. Sex is not love. Love is not sex. But the best of both worlds is created when they come together. You can love god, you can love the planet, you can love the human race and you can love all things, but the best way for human beings is to show love is to show love to one another. It’s the way we spread love throughout the universe: one to one. Love is something...
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Madonna | Tumblr (Coming December 30th, 2011) →
I’ve linked you guys a few times before, but I just can’t help how excited I am to launch my very own Madonna blog. With the help of a couple of friends, we have managed to built it’s content (currently hidden). The initial date for it’s launching was January 1st (New Years). But we realized that none of us were most likely going to be online to officially open the blog at...
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nocoffeeplease asked: ugly puppies cats are better.
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someone should make a movie about me and call it ‘brüno’.
teacher: what did you do over your xmas break?
me: posted revealing photos of myself on my blog.
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hi my name is tommy. i’m a… singer and a celebrities and uh a famours-fam-famous bloggers… from norway…. and some of you may know that we have a butter-cries in norway [right now] which means that we cant get any butter from the st-store. and ive noticedsds that some of your comidien in a-am-usa are making fun!